Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe, impressions last forever
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to that first impression really stick

see, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her, "Fuck you"

up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I kick her in the and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin'

dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little
I'm starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got some big

After that, dad would try to jump again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack head
Who for the dark carnival
He says call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I could never you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By all these other mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and them all
And find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam your neck and dislocate your
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

Then we go to tha beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how you each get my attention
And what would pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I can't how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd walk up and slap you in the fuckin' face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant number 2, mad whack

I walked into a and there he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna your mama?