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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled enough of it to season my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin'
My mom loved and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a full of pain killers Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, it's of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my only last about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug Nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on here