Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
was in everything', food that I ate The water that I drank, peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna be either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin'
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' again till next And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of your business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I that I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the me Valium spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I wanna swallow it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' passin' it up, me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Ledger bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hard, homie Yo, take us on here