Short Dog's in the house, once again this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I like a real pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't forget the strippers Cinderella the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog Still it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?