You I just don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with it's head off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in magazines happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (AHHH!) Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again when you seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A and sister who never seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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