You know I don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run they And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressin' ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they switched And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good-ol' ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, of ten And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a three sixty Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I fabricated my He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take at me (take shots at me)