I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost thirty pounds on that But fuck it man I love fried I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna doing my crunches But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My girl shaped like a of Coke Me? I'm like a bottle of nope I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Jackman, you know jacked man With a really package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't to have that You better pass that to the homie Matt He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You know I feel good this steak You know I good about this shake You know I feel good about plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel good this cake You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift was four years ago I should probably cancel this But they me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a bench Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no lime But again, that's And today man I gotta go big it's my last day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably on Monday instead" let's eat
You I feel good about this place You I feel good about this steak You know I good about this shake You know I good about these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel good about cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no