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And everyone get along
Okay children quiet down, quiet
I'd like to introduce
Our new teacher for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Meet Zach, years old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back tah look like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)