Luyện nghe bài hát Johnny McEldoo

There was Johnny McEldoo and and me
And a couple of two or went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to
And the beer and whiskey and we all felt gay
We McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did
And we finished it with speed, but we still slack

McEldoo turned red, white and blue
As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some
That he'd never felt before such a appetite
We eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level
For everything we brought, cold or hot, not
It went down him like a and he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could
Twice as again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't him in"
When the brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and and his blood went on fire

He began to and swear, tear his hair in despair
To finish the affair, the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did
McEldoo he kicked about an old football
Tattered all his clothes, his nose, I suppose
He would killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my
Through an empty bowl at the shop head
It poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An erection did begin and we all fought and
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or
At us made a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the that day