We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the band 2 bring it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the rake in my Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? Come on, wait, here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, u here 4, man?
Sweet (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would like 2 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my Why brothers got when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, believe me I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't go'n on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best band in the And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new generation would like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' that shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out