We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out here and us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U like my jokes I'm gonna a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we get good seats U didn't get good at the restaurant Well, well, u never trust nobody Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny with the hot on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat he don't trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the handle on the in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my But I don't do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u What's your name,
Yo, the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But enough my propers Brothers write 2 much how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed with just 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why got jelly when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that don't figure 'cause tone is 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, was great I'm u, believe me when I say this is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out