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One hot day back around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a douche bag and safety tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Jay on the shoulder and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down his hair Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you went out like a Chill, took off mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Jenner
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, kick