I was with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King
Then he set the lawnmower out on the lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the tells me She me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane