Luyện nghe bài hát If U Can't Dance

Yo! If you can't dance, its to get up now
yeah see usually, ya'll stand off at the side you know your a little embarressed or whateva', but this one of these joints for everybody,so get on up but keep it ...slide

If you can't dance this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide that's all you do... You can't dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, that's all you do
Now we all know the boy at the club, all up,
Boy with the bub to pick 'em up, wack dancing,
'Wooking pa nub', shirt too bright, pants too
Boy settle
Now I just messing with you
I got better to do
I'm to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the best you do
Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the
women equate dance with sex
They see you & be like, 'Next'!
But you gon' be like, up Ma' ('Next!')
But she be like, uh huh, ('Next!')
Now looka-here, rule #1, ya name,
it Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, never do a dance you do, why stupid,
you can't do it

So I'm up in my spot in the other night, right
& this Dude's out on the oh damn, just way 'over-dancing'
So his Mommy wanna at me

She thought my name was Billy, I her it was Willy
She said she watch my TV show & I was silly
Told her I was from Philly she at me said, 'Really?'
& judging her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was
She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a
She said she was glad I met her, go somewhere together
She said ride in my car cause she knew my car was better
The conversation cookin', getting' tookin'
My Spidey senses tinglin', I felt somebody
Now who this lookin', & now he runnin', bookin'
I'm mad I'm a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
I figured I get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & I'm kinda set-up
Now was really fed up & yo, he wouldn't let up
Homey if I hit you, you might ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, he wasn't handsome
Comin' like Mel Gibson, like I had his for ransom
Yo, wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo... slide

Now rule #3 is easy, pleasery you ain't on "Beat Street"
feet, you ain't tryin' to win no TV, another dude did a move
No to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, don't be doing moves don't nobody do no more
Draw too much to be adventurous on the floor
There's a reason that don't do 'em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, uh, it's a shame that we haveto
there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
I mean, you think that move put the sting on her,
you too close, to put a ring on her?
You don't know that girl, don't cling on her & don't put thing on her...cool?!