I'm Alive

I was just kicking down the street
And the sun was in my eyes
So I couldn't see the truck
That was sixty times my size
And just seconds off from splattering me

Let me tell you I was so scared I couldn't move
Like my boots were full of glue
Then I felt a little tug and I thought of good old Blue
And he pulled me from that catastrophe

That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life
I'm alive
(He's alive)
I'm alive

I was spitting in the canyon
Near the cliff up on the mountain
When an unexpected sneeze
Hung me in the breeze
At forty five degrees in the sky

Suddenly I felt something
Had me by the belt and in between my praying
Swore I heard a stallion neighing
Was the ghost of my horse and I cried, yes I cried

That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life
That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life
I'm alive
(He's alive)
Hey, I'm alive

Things were getting gory
Got caught on territory
Belonging to the Crutches
In an alley in their clutches
Looking kind of dismal that night

Well the leader's name was Fats
Swinging broken baseball bats
Things got really frantic and starting jumping in their panic
Hallucinating billions of rats, lots of rats

That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life
That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life
I'm alive, I'm alive, real alive

That was the day my dead pet returned
That was the day my dead pet returned
That was the day my dead pet returned
That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life

I'm alive, I'm alive
(He's alive, he's alive, he's alive)
I'm alive, yeah
(He's alive, he's alive)
I'm alive, real alive

Alive, alive, alive
Alive, alive, alive, alive
Alive, alive, alive, alive
I'm alive