Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I last night?
It's anybody's guess
I poured so fast
I couldn't them in the glass
But morning I sure am a mess

My head is four or five times its size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my
I can't recall a thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people in this bed

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all my body?
I must have fallen somehow
I it had something to do with karate
It's all back to me now

I was standing in a bar King Kong's cousin
He must have seven foot three
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said, "Hey,
Would you like to step with me?"

me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last dinner on this morning's floor
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs
I drank so much that my hair got

I see a big old worm about ten feet
purple cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I call us a taxi on the telephone
If I only where we are
I guess I'm have to drive myself back home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I last night?