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It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, she was Draped in a dress, silhouetted superbly indeed, she started staring in my direction Luring and urging seductively, body language me
I offered her a drink instead she a cup of tea And then I about my luxury lifestyle And I said, "So who you be? You kind of tight, gal I would to see you in a nightgown"
She said, "They call me the Dragon Queen and I from Tibet I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll see me sweat I've come to your country in search of a lost That contains directions to a hidden comprised of gold"
I looked at her confused and said, "But why you told me this?" She said the that I fit was that of the chosen one Who'd go beyond then a concoction in my drink set my consciousness drift
Now I'm in zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a Her steps on the had a magic gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey a was hovering towards me Plus garlic from the Keepers of the gate who bore all the and take Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied I would gain Access to a dynasty buried and seize and capture the scroll
Massive patrolled the rooftops, strapped in Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of awaited I thought of a way to get out of it, just the bottom gave way I falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild kingdom like a siren Was I entering near the mere mortal span's end? I stood boldly as they began closing in And time seemed to be moving just then
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Just then I the sword and somehow It all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed And the same glow that I in the sword I seen in the eyes of the lion Who began me in a specific direction As if trying to me something
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been Appeared in statue form but their eyes And as I approached the they began to break open and cried After years we have been awakened
The assault was on, I got knocked to the by one Shocked in an form boxing Throwing an abnormal of body blows, karate chops And drop kicks, struggling deeper into the swamp
Then I my sword, the garlic put it around my neck Saw that it was draining all of their and then with a swing Off with heads The gates slowly and opened So curiously I moseyed in intensity focusing on my objective
webs the size of king-size beds Fell a secret passage not knowing to where it lead then the same light beamed brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo and behold, the scroll And just as I thought my was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing over my shoulder
As she to transform and metamorphosis She took on an assortment of legs, arms, and eyes And sprouted two and began to breathe fire So once again I grabbed my trusty but to my astonishment
She burned it to a turned and grasped the scroll And exited much faster than gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of flames cast in my I saw my whole life flash and the of death And a casket into the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another round inside this
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