Once upon a time in a land Fuck Lived a duck named Donald and his was a cluck Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
was Mickey Mouse right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and came up with a Called and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But what they didn't know, is was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and to the funk First chapter in the funky from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got down And the cop on the case was Hound had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the But Kermit was scared and he testify and Dixie just did a drive by
On Duck, but they shot and they missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw McGraw took two to the Huey and Dewy and Louie got And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause they tried to kill and they didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the Goofy was a punk and knew Him and Huckleberry was spotted drinkin' brew In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole damn sewed up In a ghetto in a land called Fuck