(Bill Fries, Davis)
We is through the valley Where the flows Through the mud and crud and Where the mari-ju-wana 'Cross the tracks of Persia Down the hills and up the Had a CJ-5 with a four-wheel And on my tail.
Well, he me up at exit 12 On the I-six-eighty I was 67 per When I rumbled his trap He commenced to whirl his lights And he his siren wail I on down to four-wheel drive With on my tail
Now I got racin' stripes and dual And got a Ford Got a mill with a four pot carb, you But Smokey's and bored Well, the was on, but I had the edge With a rig that'll never Got a with a four-wheel drive And Smokey on my
Yeah, he was.
Well, I dropped on down to low And I a hard right turn My big ol' fat Commando slashin' through the corn Well, the tassels And the kernels And it looked yella hail Just cookin' alive in a four-wheel With on my tail
Well, we went through the valley Where the Nishnabotna Through the mud and and cornfields the mari-ju-wana grows 'Cross the railroad of Persia Up the hills and the dales My CJ-5 four-wheel drive And on my tail.
a series of comic-style thought balloons.]
Look out, now. he come.
Oh, we get it on now.
(Don't hit fella with the banjo.)
We gonna swim here creek now, Smokey. [Pronounced "crick", of course.]
Yard wide and a deep.
"Nishnabota River", they it.
Might haveta out.
do a wheelie on that there gopher mound now, Smokey.
Can you dig it,
Got on the floor and four in the air on that one, didn't we?
Goodness gracious. 'Bout ta my shocks.
[Back to our regularly-scheduled rhyming. Add the sound of sirens.]
Well, that Jeep of mine made whine His rig was made of He was mired in fourteen of mud So he ahead I pulled up onto the crashin' on through the rail Sakes alive! I had twenty-five on my tail!
Now I had stripes and dual pipes And had a Ford Had a mill with a pot carb, you know But Smokey's and bored Well, the was on, but I had the edge With a rig that'll fail Got a CJ-5 with a drive Settin' out back a' the