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A mystical sat by the seaside It was about o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock was wide And against false pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The teacher was coming to the where she resides So she purified pesticides her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits brought the countryside With silver forks and placed side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, at the mountainside You would died
6:59 she's with pride As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of that chicken you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still arrived o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With the mystical teacher who lied could he hide? She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be there at o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for and the chicken that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This our lesson on false pride"