Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I could get a Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id looked
5'9, blues eyes, in 1979
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
Came out and "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
the contraband with a fake ass hologram
No more for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on and giving 'em all my change
For the of the summer man I was on fades
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got a whole new way
Because of a piece of plastic proved I was of age

You know I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was and I saw a sign
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
I heard he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my and went out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer checking
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I have reached his knee cap

And that probably have hurt him very much

He kept laughing and smilin' and he me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would cried in public
Oh no, I'm like give it bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not funny. Fucker

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a small and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never to listen
You look injected with the shit give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I like ya, at all I despise you
If I was I would fight you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far aren't all bad
I'm they make great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you a lesson from me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said never take an MC's Id
You could be buff and tough, it don't to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs