Luyện nghe bài hát Dazzle Camouflage

Oh me a break!
I couldn't sleep a wink night, it was making me mental.
I mean I believe that I, Ed Grimely,
was to perform for the amazing Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.
Like I you could do better than that, no way.
It's as insane as the time I got to meet Pat Sejak,
a pretty decent guy I must say.
Oh and one thing- today be about Pat Sejak, no way,
but then again, maybe it should, difficult to say, no,

Today's
Today's


Today's
Dazzle

I'm knocking dead!
You made Fessler laugh so hard, gatorade came out his nose.
My dad is helping me get my script together while my mom helps me get my hair up into a point!
My is perfect a collared shirt buttoned to the top and high waisted pants with just a hint of mooseknuckle.
he enjoys.
You know what mooseknuckle is you?
toe for boys!

I am a gentle sensitive kid.
While my brother is out baseball,
I spend hours lying on the living room floor reading the encyclopedia Britannica or pressing my lips to the screen of our TV console
When James T. Kirk is on the other side of the glass.
One morning my flies in my bedroom and demands
"Why are there lipmarks all the TV set?"
For reasons I can not fully explain, inside me says "don't tell her"

One day, I'm looking through the encyclopedia trying to find a picture of Michaelangelo's David, when I stumble across a about-
Dazzle

In WWI, the military used to paint battle ships with wild patterns.
This dazzle camouflage confused the enemy's rangefinders, so huge boats could hide in plain sight, and bomber planes would pass them by.

A lightbulb off.
If I could dazzle everyone around me, I hide in plain sight.
Then, maybe I would hear Fessler say, "Dude, you're funny" instead of "Dude, you're a faggot"

So I tuck away quiet me, me. And I become dazzle me!
And I have a million different cards in my dazzle deck

Class Camouflage!
Look at me, I teach ed!
Joe Camouflage!
field trip sucks!
Camouflage!

Yup, I have girlfriends, second grade all the way to my junior year of college.
Hey, wanna come over after school? We can MTV
The hours I spend holding hands with girls was equaled only by the I spend in my bedroom making my action figures go at it.

Batman, do you me?
I do Lantern!
Lantern, you said you loved me!
Aquaman? I did not see you standing there! Have you been working

I am so good at dazzle camouflage, I'm a one man Ed Sullivan show!
Do the Frog!
Hi Ho, it's the show, with our very special guest, Ms. Joan Van Ark, yay!
Do Simpson!
Marge, I ate all Lisa's
Pee Wee Herman!
Sure not feeling too good today!
Kahn!
Darling, I would not normally ask this, but while you're there, would you mind terribly tying my shoe?
dude, are you being a girl? What about Ed Grimely?
Ed Grimely!
I must say I say like today should be about Pat Sejak! (Dazzle camouflage in background)
No way, but again, maybe it should, it's difficult to say.
No, today is the Suncoast middle school annual PTA pancake supper.

After the pancake supper, I'm riding in the car with my parents. They're so proud, and happy.
We get home, I peel off my sweaty makeshift costume, take a shower, and go into my and lock the door.
I'm so tired. Tired from constantly scanning to see if anyone ever be able to put together the truth: that Shane Fessler is right.
a secret is a full time job and I am exhausted.
I pull out my tattered catalogue from in between my mattress and box spring.
One day, I will be in the arms of a speedo man.
I my eyes. I am so tired.