(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber And I'm about to put the hammer on
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little ol' ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears's to wall Yeah smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you back off another ten)
Well we up Interstate Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart They brought up some From the National Guard
There's armored and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand trucks And eleven longhaired friends of In a chartreuse
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I have a doggone dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? Well they know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)