Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, seen red, I've tasted blood
I've with words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a of snot
as wide as the mighty Mississippi

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those Irish
And a walks up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy out a huge knife
And off his first two fingers
And somehow them
In left of his left hand
And them to the woman
Did I they're both dressed in green?

They, they both sing this together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And stab in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And her the knife
And she stabs herself in the eye, Okay?
So what about

Then they join arms and do Irish folk dance
While taking turns dismembering other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or or something
So now all the body parts are in a heap

But the are still singing
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away from
And cut off all limbs"

all of the body parts
Start hopping and bopping like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the of the singing heads
But then they just slip back out
Through the severed necks and keep bopping

It's very beautiful that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I
And the singers sound
Just like the brothers

really a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The of commercial you'd see
During the Super Bowl,

Where the advertising time
A dollars a half a minute
Wow, that
A dollars for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a processor or a blender or something
It's just a pink puree of
and flesh in a big bucket

But still singing somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of juices and vegetable juices?
Next time company comes
them a cool refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being such a selfish of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"