Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I myself harder than a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, Todd the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

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[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the nine
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!