Well, I was born in a town Audubon Southwest Iowa, right where it been Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a feed in nineteen-thirty. Had a neon sign, "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came through when they felt the And stopped at a place there in town called The Old Home Cafe
Now my daddy was a music man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' He'd two fingers in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom played piana, just the keys in the And Dad played a on his three-fingered fiddle 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and haircuts
So I was on Dust Bowl tunes, you see Had a six-tube an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer just to cool. Yeah, many's a I'd lay awake A-waitin' for a station break Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' that radio fry.
Well, I listened to and Tulsa and Dallas And Oklahoma City my ear a callus And I'll never forget announcers at three A.M. They'd on an' say "Friends, there's many a soul who needs us "So send them letters an' ta Jesus "That's J-E-S-U-S friends, in a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the edge a' Was the place where you got the hard-core sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta on their way to Dees Moins There was signs all over them Like "If the Devil don't get ya, then will" And "The bank don't no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers never talked about nothin' but And the four-letter words was appallin' They thought home-town gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode Chevys and and big ol' stacks They's always complainin' 'bout their livers an' But they was fast-livin', strung-out, truck-drivin' son of a
Now the gal waitin' was really classy Had a rebuilt motor on a fairly new And she knew how to handle them name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, then bat her eyes Then she'd listen to 'em 'er some big fat lies Then ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row ninety-eight pounds; put on quite a show Remind ya of a a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition she couldn't handle Next ta her, could hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but from on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was crass They ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on glass A-stompin' on in, leavin' tracks all over the Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and kick stools They's pickin' fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd into a bunch a' tomcats
Well, I'll never forget them days by I's just a kid, 'bout four foot But I forgot that lesson an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' stop blues Came ta life in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Cafe