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Original Bad Boy on the case, your face Came in the blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better the smelly Eminem starts E, better check the spelling with a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't it was her
I slit her stomach open a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, you feelin' these kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can I'll probably have a cell next to the in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your And vomit so much blood that your stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can my dick til' you numb it And all that you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I feel it
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A combustible head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical I flat lined, up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, at the groin like lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins, it probably all On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy,
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is fuckin'
Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an and that's all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and about how violent I'll be Give me eleven Excederin my head'll Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I shredded "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter scribbled over rhyme I couldn't read it,