Yeah, last year a lot of asked me Why I do no old sex nasty shit But this I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, (Huh, them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her I got a ho from the North, a ho from the A ho that likes to suck it long and it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch none A bitch with a knife, a bitch a gun A bitch a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm get But yo but maybe not, she might not me though No sweat to a I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the sink Got a with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I her a pass And I 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit it.. Nah a ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a that's new A bitch who velvet in the colors blue I got a who's fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her titties out powdered milk I got a who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a who cain't A who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I got a bitch off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a Benz Long I got a bitch broke as a bum But she's the fun I got a bitch who piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who A bitch who's short, a bitch tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority And I love 'em all, I love 'em And they love me back - that's why stay with me So if you havin problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 and a bitch ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga you
I got 99 problems and a ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the All hoes suck cock how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just on 'em Stick dick in mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the exciter I only love my when I'm goin up inside her Problem one is gettin money I'd rather the green than sip the honey So expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you cheap thrill I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill Gettin just another expense If pussy pays the bills then pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and to cum I've got 99 and a bitch ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems (A bitch one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this
I got a bitch loves to G She'll fuck you after she fucks me I got a bitch who both I got a bitch who handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch slow A bitch a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch that A that's true A who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's A that's hot A bitch who rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who where it's at She gets up me and purrs like a cat I got a that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who I got a bitch dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap
And I love 'em all, I 'em crazily And they love me - that's why they stay with me So if you girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a ain't one - hit me No a bitch one (Huh, you know a ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my rent Marquis But a ain't one
Man you got yourself man Fuck raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bitch one I got a problems stayin out on these streets With the trying to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch one Got problems motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a bitch one
Fuck 'em all, fuck them motherfuckers
A bitch ain't one Got man
All motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about They better, they better somethin else to worry about