[Intro - - talking] Haha, a man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer And he got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy out to all my frenemies, haha, Major Pain boy Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 1 - I'm in place, in this wonderful World chase I'm a current case of a rapper that break Playin dirty (yeah), I'm too with the word play I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin "you're gay" Be on your way, I'm a mercy You be workin hard, she me your pay Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that say (yeah) money on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) Let's go, rest mo', get I'm "f hoes", they metroed, I'm petroed Get by your girl like red nose And every single day I'm catchin a cold (hachoo) "Pimp Mode", Katt Williams, them know Put it on a tape and it the "Best Show" Koop' versus Chamillionaire, is the best flow? You'll probably see a tie like NBA dress Be the to' (woo), jump up and get squashed thoughts, just talk your lip gloss 'Cause you spit soft, thick get off And I know what thinkin, I hit ya with this pause (haha) They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass Got my money up and I throw out of my stash What your cash 'bout? I takin the tag out Ask me why I bought it, my just passed out Rapper ran and I bet he get ran out I bet another sucker gonna follow man route I'm a bad cough, sick, big, bad boss See me and they bow "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) to say that you ain't real if you got it Yeah I'm on the internet because it up my wallet Uh, money helped me get into college I bust you in your face, log on and Twitter it (woo!) Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like Self serve means I'm the only person that's me You ask of me, money lookin like math to me One one equals equity, what it has to be Uh, better at your boy carefully Or get shown the definition of reality Who's as bad as me? Any name is calamity 'Cause I be flippin the G's daily Vanna be Wanna challenge me? What a beautiful day that be You could battle me any through Saturday You a cavity, too to even handle me I'm insanity, not sane, my out of me (woo) a budget, turn it into confetti If I another label I'm a call it "Machete" Nah, won't drop an album I'm motherf'in ready Was gonna it "Venom", when I'm strikin I am deadly Don't know me Mister, don't ask me my sister They don't really know me but me like a risk a You can have all the swagger, you can the charisma If I want your opinion, I'll log on the 'net and ya (Tweet) It's the Mister "Sicker Than Pic Ya Makin" But no hate and they waitin to get ya issue And official, I'm so official Turn my iPhone towards me and I a picture (cheese!) Women say you real and say that they wanna ya see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya Promise it's a myth, you need to I will get ya Richer, so I call up my before I hit ya (uh) You mess with me, impossible gonna be What you think we look at the Oscars for? with me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper Thought that we was fly but like a ostrich bro (woo) That's why I say no way, King of this thing, my pay stay okay Mixtapes in the street and A plus K Aunt Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet Every verse is a better verse, you what it's worth Since my birth been blessed a curse, realest on the Earth It's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up purse, Captain Kirk I ever be, she'll be payin me (me) through the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black the NAACP money, yeah I let the cat out I get any sicker then I'm probably gonna out In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the couch Still got mad clout, what haters is mad 'bout we go, here we go, I'm in the studio My whip got me like my name was Domino it's a big six with me everywhere I go Your is still tryin to get me in a figure four Lookin for hotness, let a heat seeker know George Bush, one push, let a heat go Hit the studio, there goes another seeker "whoa!" (whoa) But I don't know why they doubt 'cause I've done before (whoa)
[Outro - Chamillionaire - I want a hundred million dollars, hundred million Hundred million dollars, hundred dollars Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, go, um